5-31-11

Around the 7th day of sleeping on my floor near my mattress. My back feels like death... God, please send me a comfortable mattress. Or a really hot guy to give me a life worth of back massages sufficient enough to keep my sanity and to stop making me want to hit my own body till it gets so freaking numb I don't have to feel it anymore. Tomorrow morning I'm meeting with an AF recruiter. Cryptologic Linguist sounds pretty cool and I would love to learn how to shoot like a pro. Which I'm not.. At all. But I love guns-- probably due to all those awesome shooting games. They always were my favorite. I really want a huge zombie killing day-- so  I can finally put some trapping techniques and creative tactics to good use (like in that zombie movie where the old grandma wins zombie kill of the day by crushing the zombie with a piano at her front door step). But I also just want to invent tons of chain  reactions in my house--- like when the alarm goes off it triggers this to happen, which triggers that ( egg to crack) and this ( jazz music to go on) (examples in science of sleep and back to the future, i think). Anyways, i'm tired.good night